is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via legit-humour)
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
(via legit-humour)
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
(Source: tapdancers, via legit-humour)
This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.
legit tears
the last gif though, he pats the cat, omg
They cuddle up :(
(Source: godbless-st-cyr, via legit-humour)
i have 3 moods:
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ????????????????
- ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?
(via legit-humour)
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
(via legit-humour)
Nobody noticed when I said goodbye. But when I’m “suddenly” gone, everybody started to “Hey, where are you? We miss you. Why don’t you tell us that you’re changing college?”. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you.
fanbaseif you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself.
if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.
what the hell do i call the fanbase then
the heavenly order of psychopaths
satan’s favorite porn writers
satan’s favourite porn writers
(Source: placebomurzyn)
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
(via fake-mermaid)
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
(via fake-mermaid)
wow breaking up with someone is really hard.
good thing i’ll never have to worry about THAT
(via thathilariousasian)
